Welcome to the most unlikely of guides! Here's where we'll explore the comets that didn't quite make it, but still managed to make an impact.
1. Comet Chenoweth - The one that crashed into a mountain range.
2. Comet Sternschnitzel - The one that got lost in space.
3. Comet Blerchinger - The one that was too small to be seen.
And many more... or so we've heard.
We have randomly generated scapegoat comets for your viewing pleasure.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the unlikely scapegoats.